10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!