10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz