10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.