10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!