10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.