10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.