10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes