10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer