10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm