10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack