10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.