10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion