10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.