10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fold and live to fold again
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.