10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!