10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz