10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.