10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.