10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.