10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz