10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.