10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.