10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."