10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss