10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "No river, no fish."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.