10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!