10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."