10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.