10 Random Poker Quotes

You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!