10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."