10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels