10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.