10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear