10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.