10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-