10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus