10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• It's Free To Fold...
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.