10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword