10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for loners.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.