10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson