10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?