10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event