10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.