10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves