10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger