10 Random Poker Quotes

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
in the poker game of life women are the rake