10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "No river, no fish."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)