10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester