10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.