10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright